Workshop signage for the operator who runs the floor

If you've ever introduced an end mill to a vise jaw, called a tolerance "a suggestion," or pressed cycle start at 3am hoping for the best — these are for you. Quiet, opinionated workwear merch for CNC machinists, mill and lathe operators, and the people who actually understand G-code. Made-to-order in Charlotte NC.

Use code FIRST15 at checkout for 15% off your first order.

CNC mugs

Mug

CNC Crash Humor Mug, Machinist Tolerance Stack, 11oz Ceramic

$19.00

Mug

Fluent in G-Code Mug, CNC Machinist Coffee Mug, Quiet Shop F

$19.00

Mug

G-Code Fluent CNC Operator Mug Quiet Machinist Coffee Cup Mi

$19.00

Mug

Tolerances Are A Suggestion Mug, CNC Machinist Coffee Cup, F

$19.00

Mug

Trust Me I Hit Cycle Start CNC Operator Mug Machinist Humor

$19.00

Machinist tees

T-Shirt

CNC Machinist T-Shirt Tolerance Humor Tee Crash Recovery Sho

$26.00

T-Shirt

G-Code Fluent CNC Operator T-Shirt Machinist Shop Floor Tee

$26.00

T-Shirt

G-Code Fluent CNC Operator T-Shirt Machinist Shop Shirt Mill

$26.00

T-Shirt

It Worked In CAD T-Shirt Mechanical Engineer Shirt Funny ME

$26.00

T-Shirt

Tolerances Are A Suggestion CNC Machinist T-Shirt Funny Cras

$26.00

T-Shirt

Trust Me I Hit Cycle Start CNC Operator Shirt Machinist Humo

$26.00

Hoodies for the shop floor

Hoodie

G-Code Fluent Hoodie — CNC Operator Pullover for Mill and La

$52.00

Hoodie

Tolerances Are A Suggestion Hoodie, CNC Machinist Pullover,

$52.00

Toolbox stickers

Sticker

CNC Tolerance Sticker — Machinist Crash Humor 4-Inch Kiss-Cu

$5.00

Sticker

Fluent in G-Code Sticker — CNC Machinist 4-Inch Kiss-Cut Dec

$5.00

Sticker

I Speak Fluent G-Code Sticker — CNC Machinist Kiss-Cut Decal

$5.00

Sticker

Tolerances Are A Suggestion CNC Crash Sticker - 4 Inch Kiss-

$5.00

Tote bags

Tote Bag

CNC Crash Humor Tote Bag for Machinists, Tolerance Stacked T

$32.00

Tote Bag

G-Code Fluent CNC Operator Tote Bag Machinist Humor Shop Flo

$24.00

Tote Bag

G-Code Fluent Tote Bag CNC Machinist Gift Mill Lathe Operato

$32.00

Tote Bag

Tolerances Are A Suggestion Tote Bag, CNC Machinist Humor Co

$32.00

Tote Bag

Trust Me I Hit Cycle Start CNC Operator Tote Bag Machinist H

$32.00